Today started to be a beautiful day. My wife and I set out on a road rally/murder mystery cruise. A new experience that sounded fun. We're driving all over the foothills around Sacramento, gathering clues, checking out landmarks, trying to put this puzzle together, having no idea where we're going to end up.
We're flying down a beautiful stretch a road following a sedan of some sort, to my right is another vehicle, to my left the center divider (with trees and all that shit). The sedan passes over an almost perfectly round, grape-fruit sized rock. I had about 1.5 seconds to react. Thought to myself, "this thing is going to tear shit up!" My wife and I both braced ourselves, literally lifting ourselves out of the seats in anticipation of the impact.
The rock was big enough that it actually ever so slightly picked the car up as we went over it - no exaggeration. I yelled out
F(*K! F**K! F%)K! while beating on the steering wheel. Drove about a half a mile - to the first safe place to pull over - with smoke billowing out the back and a trail of oil following behind. And I know this is not a good thing, but there wasn't a closer safe place to pull over.
Called 2 tow truck companies - they won't touch lowered C5's. (Hmm, I wonder why? maybe they heard the Winch Hook Stuck in My Oil Pan story from last month) Luckily a good friend of mine has a race car trailer, it's very low. I was surprised how easy it was to get my car up on it. And it looked really cool too

Have you ever seen your car on the back of a race trailer? It really looks like a race car. (Sorry, kinda in shock from the day's events). This story is getting way too long.
Went back to the same dealer that fixed the oil pan the last time. Apparently they thought this was funny. The laughter was my first clue. They're going to call me when I get it up on the rack so I can inspect it with them. It might be more than just the oil pan? Saw some tranny fluid too. He said they will pull the motor to really inspect lower half of engine. If we do pull it out, it's getting a cam!

(New motor?)
I'll let you know what I find.
g'nite
Dave
(note to self: hitting big rocks is way below average)