THE WHEEL CLEANING SEMINAR IS ON, THE WHEEL CLEANING SEMINAR IS ON...
That's right come see the wheel cleaning expert himself, Frank Calmes, display his incredible wheel cleaning skills on the chrome wheels of a 2001 Z06. These wheels have been gathering grime and muck for the better part of several months just waiting to test the awesome cleaning skills of the "WheelMaster Frank" This free seminar is being provided to help all those that are cleaner-challenged (and in Frank's case football-challenged).
Where: Hooter's of Maryland Heights (correct me if I am wrong, Frank)
11835 Lackland Road
St. Louis, MO 63146
When: Sunday, September 29, 2002
Time: 12:00 Noon
Things you might learn:
- How to best display plumber's crack while bending over your wheels
- How to keep from confusing the head on your beer from the foam of the wash bucket
- How to graciously accept the fact that your team blew it in the biggest game of the year
- How to eat chicken wings and not get a bit of grease on the chrome
- How to deal with the hooting and howling of the throng of people as they unmercifully harrass you during your performance
- How to be a stand up guy and deliver on a bet that you made because you were positive you were not going to be the one paying off
- How to have one hell of a good time with a great group of folks over a few
, an enourmous amount of wings, and a few
Please checkin here and let us know who will be attending so Frank, can give the manager at Hooter's the proper bribe to set aside special parking for all of us.
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