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The $100.00 tattoo:::

The $100.00 tattoo:::

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says:

"Where the hell have you been?"

"I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."

"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get ahundred dollar bill on your penis?"

"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow.

Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money.

And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

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Re: The $100.00 tattoo:::

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The $100.00 tattoo:::

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says:

"Where the hell have you been?"

"I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."

"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get ahundred dollar bill on your penis?"

"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow.

Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money.

And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"



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oh man, that was great!!!!!!!!! :D


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Thats absolutley hilarious! :D :cool: Bill

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Thats good :idea: (semi) clean humor

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Thanks I needed that today!!!

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Sorry I think that would hurt too much.

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