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The $100.00 tattoo:::
The $100.00 tattoo:::
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says:
"Where the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get ahundred dollar bill on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow.
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money.
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
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