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Old 02-14-2006, 08:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Bad Food

Bad Food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put
into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and
none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our
drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all
and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it
is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row
raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

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Old 02-14-2006, 08:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Good one!

But on a serious note. Check this out.
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I knew eating that wedding cake was a mistake! Had to stick my fingers down my throat to get rid of it
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Very funny...

The gift that just keeps on giving...

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Oldie but goody

It like what is the number one cause of divorce?

Marriage!
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Wedding cake is awful.It's hard to digest those little people.
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I knew eating that wedding cake was a mistake! Had to stick my fingers down my throat to get rid of it
The cake was the only good part....I still swear to this day...When the priest asked if you take this woman to be your wife .....etc..... after I said I do ..... i know I heard her whisper "OHH NO YOU DON'T...
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Wedding cake is awful.It's hard to digest those little people.
You think thats bad wait till they have to come out.
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