OK guys, it's raining and I'm bored so I figured why not ask everyone to post their best practical joke. You know, handing someone a fresh but um "slightly" shaken cold beer. You get the idea. This should make for some good reading. Bill
Hehe, there's a lot of cool stuff there. I particularly like the post cards and bumper stickers.....Imagine the shock of your friend when he realizes that he's been driving to work for a week with a "I love gay porn" bumper sticker on his car.
Originally posted by N4C5S Hehe, there's a lot of cool stuff there. I particularly like the post cards and bumper stickers.....Imagine the shock of your friend when he realizes that he's been driving to work for a week with a "I love gay porn" bumper sticker on his car.
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I know.........and those postcards!! :eek: I ordered a few so look out at BG!! Bill
Back in college, we had a guy in our dorm that would come into anyone's room and eat whatever he would find, regardless if the owner was there or not. My roommate got most of his geedunk (snacks, goodies for all of you non-military folks) eaten on a regular basis. His mom sent him down an awesome tin of Mrs. Fields fudge brownies. For the record, I still remember those things, they were awesome. Anyway, we decided to give the phantom eater a little surprise. Involved a cup, the men's room, and the brownies. Yup, we loaded them up with shit int he middle and pinched thema at the edges soe they looked undisturbed. Sure as shit, they disappeared over the course of the week. For the next month or so, we would always tell this guy he was full of shit, or just talking shit or a shithead. We eventually told him and it cured his pilfering ways. Pretty good one
Muckdogs........thats the stuff I was referring to when I opened this thread. Cool story. I used to use a flat bar and wedge doors toward the lock side real tight and stick some pennies on the hinge side to get the door good and stuck. Most people were stuck inside their room until someone outside let them out! Then there is the little kid stuff like pulling coils wires loose so the car misses.....etc. More guys, I know this group has some good ones. Bill
We got real bored one weekend and one of our friends in the dorm at college went home one weekend. Well, the dorm door was locked, but the window-like thing over top the door ( you know, the opening that can be proped open, its about 2 feet wide and about 1 foot tall?) we were able to knock open. So we got a whole bunch of newspapers ( the left over school papers from all 12 of the dorms) I mean we probably had 4 truck beds full of papers and we bought 6 cases of beer, and had a never ending supply of country music and started balling up newspaper sheets and throwing them in this guys room. We started Friday night and went til we passed out, woke up the next day and started all over again. By about midnight saturday, we had the entire room full of newspaper ( It started coming out of the window over the door) Went to church sunday morning and watched football in the room across the hall from this guys room untill he came back. He finally came back at about 9 oclock that night and when he opened the door, all the paper spilled into the hall. PRICELESS!! He didnt get all the paper thrown away until the next day! Shows you what a little boredom and a lot of beer can produce!
Lemme see. There's the Fish emulsion fertilizer caper... My best friend's brother drank all of the beer so in retaliation we spread some love (fish emulsion fertilizer) around his room. under the furniture, in the heater vent, light fixtures, etc. The nasty part is he never noticed!
Originally posted by N4C5S Hehe, there's a lot of cool stuff there. I particularly like the post cards and bumper stickers.....Imagine the shock of your friend when he realizes that he's been driving to work for a week with a "I love gay porn" bumper sticker on his car.
A couple of more. When I was a law enforcement officer we had a few favorites. To begin, 90 % of us drove Crown Victorias and I was amazed to find out that our car keys unlocked virtually every other CV on the shift. Anyway, we used a turkey baster and put baby powder into this guys AC vents, pointed them at the driver and turned the unit on, full force. Then we just stood outside and waited. Key in, turn the key and poof, a white cloud of baby powder on those beautiful green polyester uniforms. the other good one was spraying some of our pepper spray under the door handle on the outside. Eventually, the guy would touch his face or eye with the hand that was covered in spray. Result, eye and face burning and eventually swollen near shut. Thei final one, while not really a practical joke, was a comedy in progress with the exzpected results working perfectly. A fellow deputy got stuck in some sand on night and called for other unit to come and assist. WE had an agricultural unit respond and decided to put the 4x4 and the patrol car nose to nose so that the 4x4 could bump the car out of the rear ruts it had dug itself into. As we were sitting there watching, one guy said, wouldn't it be funny if they bumped hard enough to activate the airbag ont he car. Sure as shit, the 4x4 gave the car a good whack and continued to push against the car as the car was bottomed out in the ruts. I'll be damned if the airbag didn't blow with the deputy behind the wheel. It was one of the funiest things I have ever seen. Fortunately, no one got hurt, but the deputy was covered in talc, got a bloody nose and reesulting black eyes the next few days.
I watched my brother take soap in the blinder and mix it( he was actually cleaning) and he said dam it looks just like a vanella milk shake......we laughed cause it looked so real then my dad came in and my brother said dad wana drink...shure...man it was funny watching him spit that back up all over the kitchen, but man did we get our buts whipped. it was still funny and until this day he still gets mad when we talk about it.
Step One:
Locate the Target's dorm room, gain undetected access and remove the A/C vent screen.
Step Two:
Throw two or three raw squid in about one foot past arm's length.
Step Three:
Replace screen and wait for 48 hours, (in the winter when the heat is on, maximum results are achieved in less than 24 hours).
Result:
The most Gawd Awlful, omni-present, gag reflex inducing stench known to man. As an added bonus, the source of the funk mysteriously cannot be located.
While typing this, the mere memory of the smell almost made me gack.
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