For those of you who watch what you eat...

[Black_Magic]

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[ARMORGOD]

Now it all makes sense.

[PerforminNorman]

[JTBear]

[Dragon]

[JOHNNY P.]

Originally posted by Black_Magic


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

NICE ONE!

[MSiska]

I watch what I eat to see if it's still wiggling as it goes into my mouth!! Anybody heard of the Klingon dish Gahk?

[NCC17Z06]

Originally posted by MSiska
I watch what I eat to see if it's still wiggling as it goes into my mouth!! Anybody heard of the Klingon dish Gahk?

Mmmmm Gahk...it's whats for dinner!

[Kat]

[sigung86]

Very funny George!

Dragon! I salute your response... and have, while you weren't looking, stolen it for future use!

Thanks all...

Dan

[rossvette]

[blkZ06]

Originally posted by MSiska
[b] I watch what I eat to see if it's still wiggling as it goes into my mouth!!

me too

[70boss302]

I guess I am lucky.......I eat anything I want, have very low cholesterol and never gain a pound. Good news I no speakina English. Guess I good for a hundred more years! Bill