Three Rules to Remember

[Dragon]

1. Never pass up a chance to pee.

2. Never waste an erection.

3. Never trust a fart.

[03 RED Z MAN]

[GroundFighter]

[doci]

You forgot 2:

1. If after a heavy night of drinking, you throw-up something brown and hairy, swallow it, you're going to need it, it's your a$$hole.

2. Never lend money to a man who denies masturbating, because you know he is a liar.

[kgc]

Add to the list of "truths"

* Size does matter (damn it!)

* Men marry women hoping they won't change

* Women marry men TO change them

* No matter how much you spend, there is always somebody faster

and last, but not least

* Porsche owners HATE the fact that your Z06 will wax them (at 1/2 the price)