Women...like Corvettes...can't live with them..can't live without them!

[gaijin]

HARD TO GET
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

HAPPINESS
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says..... "I'll miss you."

[N4C5S]

I agree, can't live with em, can't live with em.....



JC

[rossvette]

No truer statements were ever spoken JC.

[blkZ06]

hahaaaa

[MSiska]

Ain't it the truth!!

[azzkiknZO6]

This kinda reminds me of the time that my wife said to me " you love that car more than you love me " I in turn said "honey if my car was a woman I would have sex with her in front of your lawyer !