Hey guys.
I have posted a thread about my race last night with an E55 -and now I shall tell you about my encounter with an M3.
The other night I cruise around - weather is comfortable - stereo blasting with Baghdad Bob and his famous speeches
Anyhow - all of a sudden I notice that someone is onto me really fast. I look to my right and I'm like holy diarrhea : ( I don't want to say Sh%$ cause it might upset the FCC
) There is an M3 next to me with this teenager at the wheel and his friend that looks as if he just woke up from a coma (or that he was analy raped without Vaseline by a big black guy that his name happens to be Vaseline).
The guy starts with the cheap talk: I heard the Z06 is a little faster than a regular vette and that it handles a little better.
SO - I m like: Well, not that of a difference. So the starts bragging how he eats vettes for lunch blah blah ... My reply was lets race. The kid tells me - nah - I don't want to make you look bad and I have the SMG so I will shift faster than you will (what he does not realize is that when he was jumping from one of his fathers testicles to the other - and back again I was already shifting gears on my BMX bike).
Light turns green - good launch on his part - great on mine - race ends when i realize that 3rd gear is not necessary because I can hardly see him in my rear view mirror.
He pulls next to me at the light and starts crying that he red lined his car - and that he got his period - and that his grandmother cannot get an erection and you know the rest.
Light turns green - I rape him again (it is not a statuary rape because the baby is 18).
3rd light - Wow - this car is really fast - I offer him to join me for a ride - kids lets his brain dead friend off the respirator and into the drivers seat. Kid asks me to drive the Z and I let him - Why not - he gets so excited he calls his friends - they all appear with their braces and underaged but much potential hoos in training gf's.
Moral of the story:
1-The sopranos are on tonight.
2-That Cuban meal I had still resides somewhere in my stomach and does not know which way to head out (language barrier i assume.)
3-the olswon twins are really cute - I'll take the older one.
4-Dave Hill has to get a new pair of sunglasses.
David
- more than once 
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