We've all spoken to him...

[No Doubt]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed
all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you
cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister
manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I
pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now works at a call center....

[seamus2154]

I told American Express if I spoke to any idiot in another country regarding my american account that I would cancel my card. I had to speak to 3 managers and get a call back to get this across. This was after some idiot in India couldn't understand that the mistake (on their part) was a simple decimal point. Ever since whenever I call I get an american.

[chjw]

Couldn't help but chuckle at that one.

[jub jub]

Made me smile!

[ZO6 NTHEWIND]

On my first trip to Bolivia I had a pleasant conversation with the ticket agent with American Airlines , my itinerary was a little 'different' and it took some doing on their part to get me on the flights I wanted, but we made it work. The next four times I went I talked with someone that couldn't speak English worth a damn and couldn't understand what I wanted to do. Only by shear luck I got my reservations booked.

Later,

[robls6]

It would be even funnier if it weren't so damm true.

[ZO6 AL-X]

Good one.