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A Christmas Story

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day".
His wife said crying, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store".

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it."

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Classic! That would be me

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Man...I Luv me some good Christmas story!

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AHH aint beer.. oops I mean love grand.

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and guess where MY wife would go immedialely after THAT phone call.......
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and guess where MY wife would go immedialely after THAT phone call.......
To join you at the bar naturally!

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and guess where MY wife would go immedialely after THAT phone call.......

Home to get your six shooter? :-? :D

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That's awesome.




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The Jewelry Store!!!!
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