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    Since July of 2002. 9/11 was a close call for me and it motivated me to do something I had always put off i.e. buy a Corvette. My wife and myself now have three corvettes of our five muscle cars.
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    The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town in Ireland. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman...
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    A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said angrily, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair...
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    Three CEO's walk into a bar - one from Budweiser, one from Coors and one from Guinness. The first orders a Budweiser, the second orders a Coors, and the Guinness CEO orders a glass of water. The bartender asks him, "Aren't you going to order a Guinness?" The CEO replies, "Well, no, because it...
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    There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his...
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    Tax Return The IRS has returned my tax return this year after I apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly....In response to the question " Do you have anyone dependent on you?" I wrote "9.5 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 3.4 million unemployed scroungers, 80,000...
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    Saint Peter A man appeared before St. Pete at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well I can think of one thing,” the man offered. “Once on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a...
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    Devilish Encounter The Devil shows up in church and everyone runs out except one old biker dude. Devil says "why don't you run...aren't you afraid of me?" Biker dude says " Nope, I married your sister"
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    Poison Drink A women walks up to an obnoxious drunk biker at the bar and tells him "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink" The biker replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
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    The Bus I was at a party last night. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots... I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a bus home. Sure enough, there was a police road block on...
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    Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken. The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: "OK, old fellow, time to retire." The old rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens, look what it did to me!" The young rooster replies: "Now...
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    A cargo plane is flying along, doing its cargo plane thing, when a fighter jet comes up alongside. The fighter jock decides to poke some fun at the pilot who's forced to fly such an ungainly vessel. "My plane's so much more advanced than yours. Watch this" says the jock, as he proceeds to do...
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    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if...
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    Barbeque Season After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is some of...
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    Cow Milking A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one...
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    Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
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    The Pope’s Alaskan Bear Hunt The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing wearing shorts, sandals, a...
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    A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in New York City. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes that there are germs in our drinking water." "But...
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    Paraprosdokians The following are called paraprosdokians. A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and often times very humorous: 1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me very...
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    A man boarded a plane with six kids. (Gutsy guy!) After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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