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I DO NOT WANT A Z06!
With apologies to Dr. Seuss

I'm a dealer, "Chevy Trix"
Come and buy a Zee Oh Six
Buy it, buy it, yes you may
MSRP plus twenty K

I do not want a Zee Oh Six
I will not buy it Chevy Trix

I will not drive it on the track
I will not drive it there and back
I will not drive it in the rain
I will not race upon the plain

I do not want a Zee Oh Six
I will not buy it Chevy Trix

I will not drive it near and far,
I will not take it to the bar
I won't cruise it through the park
And I won't drive it dawn 'til dark

No, I won't drive it there and back,
On the track, in the rain, upon the plain
Near and far, to the bar,
through the park, nor dawn 'til dark

I do not want a Zee Oh Six
I will not own it Chevy Trix

If I put my money down,
Will I always wear a frown?
Will it be my endless fate,
To sit and wait and wait and wait?

You cannot fool me Chevy Trix
We cannot get a Zee Oh Six

You may not buy electron blue
We sell to others, not to you
You may not buy a car that's yellow
Wait a year until you're mellow

If you want a car that's red,
Go and stand upon your head
Say three times I wish I might
We still won't sell it out of spite

I do not like this silly game
I think this waiting game is lame.

If you say you'll take a black
You must go to hell and back
If you want a Silver-Quick
Hold your breath until you're sick

I do not like this silly game
I think this waiting game is lame.
I do not want a Zee Oh Six
I will not buy it Chevy Trix

Will I test a Zee Oh Six?
I will NOT like it Chevy Trix.
Just get in and start the car,
You won't have to drive it far

Wow, this car is really fast!
Driving is a blast at last!
Handling is a dream come true
I must have Electron Blue!

I must have it Chevy Trix
I must own a Zee Oh Six

I will drive it to and fro
I will drive it like a pro
Race to sixty under four
Shifting six upon the floor

Count the horsies, four oh five
Goodness gracious, sakes alive!
Tach gets pegged at sixty-six
Revving up a Zee Oh Six

I must have it Chevy Trix
I must have a Zee Oh Six


Get it for me, get it now
I don't care where, I don't care how
Look out Vipers, Look out rods
I can't wait to add my mods

First the shifter, then the CAGS
Buy a dozen Corvette Mags
On Z06vette, noon and night
Learning how to do it right

I wish I might, I wish I may
Have my Zee Oh Six today

When I get my Zee Oh Six
I'll owe it all to Chevy Trix
To Chevy Trix and to the bank
These are ones I'll have to thank

I wish I may, I wish I might
Have my Zee Oh Six tonight
I'm so glad I've seen the light,
My Zee Oh Six is out of sight!

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/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif That was a really good poem Jerboa. Good job!! /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
 

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On 2001-07-23 20:54, IMA Z06 spewed forth this drivel:
And now we have a poet, well done jerboa!!!!!!!!
Actually, the wait has driven me crazy. I had to bribe the matron to allow me to post this.

Or as they say in an old joke, I'm a poet and don't know it, but my feet show it. 'cause they're Longfellows. /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
 

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I'm speechless. /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

It almost brought a tear to my eye..... /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif
 

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On 2001-07-23 21:06, Y2K2Z06 spewed forth this drivel:
I'm speechless. /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

It almost brought a tear to my eye..... /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif

It was supposed to make you thirsty. This poem was sponsored by certain unnamed purveyors of alcholic beverages. You ain't seen nuttin yet! Total mind control is next!

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On 2001-07-23 21:12, jerboa spewed forth this drivel:
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On 2001-07-23 21:06, Y2K2Z06 spewed forth this drivel:
I'm speechless. /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

It almost brought a tear to my eye..... /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif

It was supposed to make you thirsty. This poem was sponsored by certain unnamed purveyors of alcholic beverages. You ain't seen nuttin yet! Total mind control is next!

jerboa /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
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Oh, should I have said "It nearly brought a beer to my pie(hole)?

That reminds me... need to grab another cold one. /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
 

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On 2001-07-23 21:06, Y2K2Z06 spewed forth this drivel:
I'm speechless. /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

It almost brought a tear to my eye..... /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif

/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif Sniff sniff......plass the klenex /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
 

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uh Jerboa, you may have a little too much time on your hands there. Just a guess.
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On 2001-07-23 21:23, trumperZ06 spewed forth this drivel:

On 2001-07-23 21:06, Y2K2Z06 spewed forth this drivel:
I'm speechless. /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

It almost brought a tear to my eye..... /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif

/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif Sniff sniff......plass the klenex /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
Kleenex (registered trademark) is not an authorized sponsor of this tear. Jerboa /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
 

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On 2001-07-23 21:34, PAINTDOG spewed forth this drivel:
uh Jerboa, you may have a little too much time on your hands there. Just a guess.
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Hey paint man, you are 100% correct. I accumulate it by working twice as hard as most in half the time. Waste is a terrible thing to mind! jerboa /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif


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Jerboa:

Kewl! /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
 

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jerboa,

First we agree Coupe, not Z06.

Now here I sit reading your poem, and I've given in to the same siren song. 4-0-5, 4-0-5, 4-0-5...

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That has to go in some sort of archive. /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

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I didn't think that engineers ever took english classes. In fact, I thought communication with the rest of the world was optional.
Good Job Jerboa!!!!!!

Jerboa for Vette Poet who didn't knowit..
 

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Out-freaking-standing......

Things like this make all the late night coding worthwhile.

Thanks for the brightening the forums day jerboa...

JC
 

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Jeroba!!

Great job. Jeroba for President! Jeroba for Knighthood or Sir Lord Poet.
Actually, good stuff, I enjoyed it.

Hope the Zeus's Grinch does not steal my Z06. I am sure that once I drive it home, I will be able to come up with some rhyme...

.....what rhymes with fast?
 

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Gassed, as in Carl is probably..... /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Past, as in slow driving is in the....

hopefully not "crashed"....

smashed, as in never get ___ and drive the Z...


Last, as in the porsche will always be....

blast, as in you will have a.....

Enjoy....

JC
 

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