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Football:

An old man and his wife retire for the evening after watching "Monday Night Football".
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts.
"Seven Points!" he screams.
"What in the World are you talking about?", his wife querys while rolling over.

"Its Fart Football" the old man replies.

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,
"Touchdown, tie score!"
Five minutes later the old man farts again and yells,
"TD, I'm ahead 14 - 7!"

Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says,
"Touchdown, tied again!"
Then suddenly she lets out a squeaker and proudly proclaims,
"Field Goal, I got you 17 -14!, Ha Ha."

Feeling the pressure, the old man, refusing to get beat by his wife
strains and strains to no avail.
Realizing defeat is totally unacceptable, he musters all his strength and suddenly lets go with a "Wet One" and poops the bed!

"What the hell was that??!!" the wife exclaims.

"Half-Time Buzzer" the man replies,
"Quick, switch sides!"
 

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I like this one. :lol: My girlfriend knows that I would beat her in this game. But I wouldn't beat one high school friend who could fart for 10 minutes because he had the special ability to inhale with his anus. :lol:
 

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EEEEwwwwww!!!!:puke:

I have reason to believe that I am disgusted!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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