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John's sister Laura fixes him up with her new college roommate for a blind date.
John tells his sister Laura that he will meet them at the local Carnival by the "Tiltawhirl" at 7 pm after picking up his new Z06.
John meets his sister and the blind date, Sara.
After a brief introduction John's sister heads back to the dorm.

John asks Sara what she would like to do first.
"I want to get weighed!", she excitedly replies.

They saunter over to the "Weight Guesser" and John pays $1.
The "Weightguesser" guesses 120 pounds.
Sara jumps on the scale and weighs in at 117 pounds.
John gets his $1 back plus $5 more. ""Good deal"", he thinks.

"What would you like to do next?", he asks.
"Lets ride the Ferris Wheel", Sara replies.
They have a nice ride on the Ferris Wheel.

"What next", John asks.
"I want to get weighed, again!!", Sara says, jumping with exsuberence.
""Well, this is kind of quirky?"", John thinks to himself, ""But , what the Hell?, I'll play along.""
They saunter over to the "Weightguesser" again, and John puts down another $1.
The "Weightguesser" looks at Sara, looks at John. Looks back at Sara, shrugs his shoulders and "guesses" the correct weight of 117 pounds. No surprise. John looses his $1.

"OK, what next?", John asks Sara.
"Let's go on the Merry-go-round"' Sara replies.
They take in the Merry-go-round ride.

"That was fun.", John says, "What next?"
"Again, I want to get weighed!!!" Sara screams!

John, sensing that Sara has profound mental problems says,
"Ya know, actually, I'm not feeling so well after the Merry-go-round ride." "Maybe we should call it a night."

With that they head to the parking lot and John whisks Sara back to the dorm after the abreviated blind date in his new Z06.

After a quick handshake and "Goodbye", John leaves.

"Welllllll....., How'd it go Sara?" Laura querys.

"It was wousy, Waura!", Sara dejectedly replies.
 

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DJWorm said:
How'd it go Sara?" Laura querys.

"It was wousy, Waura!", Sara dejectedly replies.
Very nice DJ... Now take your pills and go back to sleep.:D
 

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."

:cheers:

GO BEARS
 

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A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR... THE BARTENDER SAYS WHY THE LONG FACE:puke:
 

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Better you title it "OLD Joke of the day"...Jezz, got any new ones??? :eek:
 

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What do you get when you turn a dyed blonde upside down?
 
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