Problem: Low oil warning in < 1500 miles.
Solution: Change the rings.
Problem: Antena comes loose.
Solution: Use a wrench to tighten it.
Problem: Something falls though the hole in your your glove box.
Solution: Squeeze the sides of your glove box in when you open it, and it will open all the way down, allowing you to retreive the stuck item.
Problem: Your seat doesn't move into its pre-programmed position.
Solution: Before putting your key in the ignition, hit the unlock button on your key fob.
Problem: You can't see the side of your car when parallel parking.
Solution: Program memory seat position #3 to have both side mirrors pointed down, so you can see the curbs.
Problem: TC comes on too much in dry weather.
Solution: Competition mode.
Problem: Rice-boy challenges you.
Solution: Blow his doors off!