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Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 with no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try this small motor,
To beat this Z06, even with its big stroker,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Z06 erupts in a cloud of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Cart Wing,
I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
You can't win them all, he says in fling,
You may not win any, in that silly thing,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods will be a better night.

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That was good. Thanks for sharing it.

Kevin D.
T/R Z06 with Red/Black Interior.
Halltech Titanium TRIC, Red Kevlar/Black CF Magic

Oh Yea!!! The only way to fly

Hope to Z you soon
Ron "The Candy Man" Shelato

MYellow Z06, K40 stealth w/laser difusser front and rear, Clear conformal Licence plate cover (for the Laser D), 3m clear bra, CF shift knob, storage covers, window tint, 18" Billet antenna, steering wheel decal, and Lloyds rear deck carpet(to lower the volume inside)
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