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Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You`re in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He`s a cross dresser
Ugly:He looks better than you

Good: Your son`s finally maturing
Bad: He`s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife`s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She`s a lawyer

Good: The postman`s early
Bad: He`s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
 

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Good: Your wife buys you a new Z06
Bad: You die and leave it to your wife
Ugly: Her new Boyfriend drives your Z back from your funeral
 

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Good: You just picked up your Lingenfelter Modded Z06.
Bad: You go WOT, Cop gives chase.
Ugly: Lingenfelter did his car too.
 

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On 2001-03-29 07:08, fcalmes spewed forth this drivel:
Good: Your wife buys you a new Z06
Bad: You die and leave it to your wife
Ugly: Her new Boyfriend drives your Z back from your funeral



Worried? /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
 
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good: you decide to wash your new Z
bad: you take it to an automatic carwash
ugly: you forgot that you lowered it 1" /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

ducking and running!!!!
 
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