I hope you are joking. If you want to call it a joke. If not, maybe someone should drag you around if front of their fist. If it were my dog, and I caught the "insert expletive here", I'd gladly spend a few nights in jail to impart some "wisdom" on the driver. A better ending to the story would've been: "..then I fell asleep at the wheel, lost control, crashed, got out of the car and was attacked by dogs." I guess "what comes around" will have to "go around" at a later date. But since this is some kind of sick joke, I guess we don't have to worry about it. But then again, what do I expect from someone who can't even spell his own hometown correctly.
Good luck in life