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A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Z06 in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.
The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within 2 minutes a police officer pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Corvette, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it like new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are" he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Didn't you notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My god!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?!?"
The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within 2 minutes a police officer pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Corvette, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it like new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are" he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Didn't you notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My god!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?!?"