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Well, I’ve got a GEO prism rental car for the week while my Z06 is in the hospital. So naturally this is a great opportunity to write a review comparing these two fine GM products. Stop reading now if you lack a sense of humor.

The GEO prism blows the doors of my Z06 is several important areas. There’s a long list of things I don’t need: a Mobile One six-pack, my radar detector, Zaino, my CD’s, CAGS defeater, and of course the can of fix-o-flat.

When this baby puts all four to work, it pumps out 115 hp and rockets you forward to 60 in a scant 9 seconds flat. The quarter mile comes up in just 17.0 seconds, and at this point you’re going so fast you hit the car’s top speed of 112 mph. Gas mileage beats the Z06 too, at an EPA 29/34.

Car and Driver should have added this gem to their performance shootout. Like the M3, it has two rear seats – maybe it would have beaten the Z06 too.
 

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Thanks for the info. I think I'll get one for the wife..

It shows real class to have a sense of humor when your baby is in the hospital..
 

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When I walked into the dealership awhile ago, I saw a Metro right next to the Z06. It sure was tempting, but I took the Z instead.

Man, I sure am pissed for making that mistake. I could have ordered a fleet of Metro's instead of ordering the Z. Oh well, I guess I'll have to deal with it. /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif
 

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/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. hahahahahahahha A GEO Prism....hahahahaha I'll think about that when i go buy mine in about a month. right now im watiching that video of the Z06 and the lotus. the look on the lotus drivers face when he hits the straight away and cant find the v ette anymore is priceless..... /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
 

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Yeah, and it doesn't need re-ringing or a column lock bypass!!!
 

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C5 David:

You offer a tempting option....but after thinking it over for a nano-second, my final answer is: (drum roll please!) Z-06! /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Zippy /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif /phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
 

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This is BS. You guys aren't giving the GEO a chance. After all, Motor Trend just picked the M3 over the Z06 because of its back seat. I presume the GEO has a back seat also, and would be whipped in every performance category like the M3. Besides the GEO in blue is quite fetching.
Please don't think I'm being sarcastic, I really mean every word of this.
 

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I am a worthless SPAMMER who hunts up old threads to try and get folks to buy my crappy products and services. If I could get rid of all my social diseases and acne scarred face, I would put in my application for an exciting job in the fast food industry.
As it is, I am forced to hide behind my computer in my darkened boy cave and post this junk on the internet while bobbing my baloney with the other hand and watching old porn movies. When I do get paid, I use the money to dial 900 numbers and talk to old men in beer stained undershirts posing as hot 18 year old chicks.
 

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My name is Darrel. Princecasanova is my boyfriend.
He is also my brother. His real name is Daryl.
We have another brother Daryll. He is also a Spammer like us.

We have 4 teeth between us all and we have to share. Every three weeks I get 2 of the teeth and it makes it easier to eat.

We once saw a car (I think) but it was scary so we dove back into the trailer.

I wish I had time to type more here but Andy and Goober are fighting on the TV so I have to go watch.

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I am a worthless SPAMMER who hunts up old threads to try and get folks to buy my crappy products and services. If I could get rid of all my social diseases and acne scarred face, I would put in my application for an exciting job in the fast food industry.
As it is, I am forced to hide behind my computer in my darkened boy cave and post this junk on the internet while bobbing my baloney with the other hand and watching old porn movies. When I do get paid, I use the money to dial 900 numbers and talk to old men in beer stained undershirts posing as hot 18 year old chicks.
Not true I pose as a 19 yr old. get your facts stright.
 

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Nah that wasnt me, must've been someone else...I wanted the 18yr old schoolgirl :lol:
 

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haha Yeah well I think its funny to see a tred from 2001 and Mike or one of the other mods will edit in something funny. They took the time to do it so I just wanted to make sure they get some credt for their Humor.
 

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My name is Darrel. Princecasanova is my boyfriend.
He is also my brother. His real name is Daryl.
We have another brother Daryll. He is also a Spammer like us.

We have 4 teeth between us all and we have to share. Every three weeks I get 2 of the teeth and it makes it easier to eat.

We once saw a car (I think) but it was scary so we dove back into the trailer.

I wish I had time to type more here but Andy and Goober are fighting on the TV so I have to go watch.

Bye
I mean look at this, its like art

nicely done Mike
I know with me giving you credit cheepens it but its better than nothing.
 

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OK, now let's get back to the original subject - what a fine masterpiece of engineering the Geo Metro was....:lol:
 
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